what is your problem biOtch?!!!

ini konversasi antara aku dgn binatang bernama Mr. Nangoi siang tadi.


aku: can i speak to Mr. Nangoi?

dia: yes! what?! (jerit dgn kasar)

aku: shaz johar salt from CIA dept. i'm calling regarding your credit card transaction just now. i would like to get your confirmation, sir.

dia: what? what?

aku: did u try to use your card online just now, sir? any online transactions today?

dia: what transaction?!!!

aku: (sentap). can i have your date of birth for verification before i reveal that transaction?

dia: what? what are you talking about? are you Malaysian?!!!!!

aku: ????? (tarik hingus dlm2, n letak phone terus).

serius aku malas nak layan ngan binatang bangang mcm nih. ikut rules phone etiquette mmg aku lah yg rude sebab hempas gagang phone kat customer tp kalo dah dia yg menyalak tak tentu pasal... ada ke aku nak kesah??


last2 dia kol balik kat customer service n komplen pasal aku.

ayat komplen dia paling x boleh blah.

"the previous staff sounded non-malaysian". *mesti suara aku sexy mcm luna maya kan?


LOL. kau mampu ker dpt komplen camtuh? mampu? *bingai.







ps: few weeks ago aku dpt sorang customer kiasu dr spore. nama dia Ms. Han Jie Eng. nih nama yg sebenar. tp dia tukar kpd Jenny Han lah konon. bila aku kol, terus menyalak seolah2 aku mengganggu urusan hidup dia. n tanpa rasa bersalah aku cakap, "is it ms hanjing? shaz from CIA dept."

sesuai lah kan?