Sabtu, 24 September 2011

An Idiots Guide To Marketing

aku dapat email nih kat ofis. aku harap nama2 yg dipetik di bawah tidak murka dan sumbatkan aku ke dlm ISA. heheh. apa2pun, kalo aku hilang x update2 new entry tuh, korang faham2 jer lah apa yg dah jadik oke...




Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
At Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.

Khir Toyo sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after
she drops it, offers her ride and then says: "By the way, I'm rich.
Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
The girl walks up to him and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say anything,
another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.

And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
Rosmah arrives!
That's restriction from entering a new market.



so skang korang dah faham dgn teknik berniaga dan pemasaran dgn betul??? kalo dah, baca artikel kat bawah nih plak....





ps: masih terkial-kial cam org buduh taip guna laptop baru nih... ;p

8 ulasan:

  1. like!!
    tp xde la prnah jmpe sampai sebegitu idiot..can cause death within a minute je kot kalo jmpe..huhu..

    -saya pembaca pemalu :)-

    BalasPadam
  2. tanpa nama: kenapa malu?

    buyui: kenapa dgn yg last tuh?

    BalasPadam