Jumaat, 30 Mac 2012

sembang dua ratu (ratu ibu dan ratu cantik)

nih topik perbualan antara mak aku yg kerek dgn anak kesayangannya yg paling comel lagi anggun, yakni aku kat telefon semalam.




Aku: Mak, Baby nak pinjam samping warna cream. *jgn marah yer, nama timangan aku kat umah, Baby. ko ada?

Mak: Takde *jawapan cliche yg membawa maksud, "aku taknak bagi ko pinjam."

Aku: Warna hitam?

Mak: Takde. Ntah. Tak tau.  *sama spt tadi, dia xnak layan kerenah aku. Ko nak buat apa dengan samping tuh?

Aku: Nak nikah esok.

Mak: Oh, kenapa lambat sangat bagitau? *nada x surprise langsung, nampak sgt tau yg anak dia xkan kawin....

Aku: Saja, nak rahsia dari family...

Mak: OK. Katner nak nikah tuh?

Aku: Dublin.

Mak: Kenapa jauh sangat? Kenapa tak kat KL?

Aku: Tok Kadi tak approve.

Mak: Ngengada. Duit bulan ni bile nak bagi? Kau dah gaji kan?

Aku: Okebai.

*panggilan putus. eh, bukan. aku yg sengaja putuskan.


Mak, Mak, orang sibuk nak carik samping, dia sibuk nak mintak duit. Huh! Jadi korang tahulah sifat mata duitan aku datang dari siapa, kan?!




ps: congrats kepada si Leli Marlena yg baru nikah dgn pasangannya, abang Nash sekejap tadi. semoga berkekalan hingga ke akhir hayat. esok dorang sanding kat Bora Ombak. aku akan jadi emcee majlis n Dato K plak jadi pengapit. hahah. ko penah tgk mat saleh jadi pengapit? x kan? jadi mmg pengantin nih suka mencari nahas yer... sah2 kitorg yg bakal jadi tumpuan dlm majlis tuh nanti.... hahahahah... *gelak setan!

ps2: oh lupa, thanks kpd abang iskandar s. shamsudin yg bagi pinjam samping songket lip lap. ko mmg malatop!

8 ulasan:

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    me : err...nah elaun untuk bulan ini.
    ibu : ehh terima kasih banyak-banyak,ko dah makan ? pi lah dapur..pi makan !!.

    me: ......................

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